The photograph included with this letter will come as no surprise to those of you who are frequent visitors. Without further ado, let's get some Quazy Quisp!
Dear Quaker Oats,
I realize that to the indiscriminating eye this photo of
our cereal shelf look adequate.
Some may even say that we have an overabundance
of offerings, considering that only two out of the four people who live in our
house reach for any of these boxes regularly. However, my husband and I each
know something is missing.
My husband sits down next to me on the couch every night
with a bowl of vitamin and mineral fortified goodness. Every now and then I see
his gaze shift off into the distance, and I know where his thoughts have turned
to…Quisp cereal. There have only been a couple of occasions in our travels when
I have had the opportunity to see the glimmer in his eyes when spotting a box
of Quisp on the grocery store shelf. I just confirmed via your online store
locator that there is no Quisp available at grocery stores within fifty miles
of us. Hopes dashed, fears realized, and disappointment in no quazy energy
sinking in.
Now as for myself, I long for the Crunchy Corn Bran. I have
seen it here and there at times over the past fifteen years. My step-father and
I used to report our sightings to each other, until they sort of faded out.
Apparently Target is where we can find those golden yellow boxes. I have to
admit that there are a lot of things at Target that distract me from their
grocery section, but I will be sure to check the next time I am there.
For now the Quaker is hanging out in our pantry on the boxes
of Life, but he is lonely and wants more company. Milk, spoons and bowls at the
ready!
Quispy and crunchy,
Andrea
Blogger at Maybe It’s Just Me
Andrea-maybeitsjustme.blogspot.com
I could probably take 25 points for magically having Quisp appear on a local grocery store shelf, but I will just take my two points for the shiny coupon.
62 + 2 = CURRENT POINT TOAL OF 64
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Yes, oh yes! I do believe you made all that Quisp magically appear! It is the ONLY explanation worth considering. Score! I don't think I've ever seen this cereal. Maybe you can work a little magic and send it to my store too. Happy New Year!
ReplyDeleteI was just going to say that Amazon has Quisp, but then I saw the happy picture at the end! Yay!!!! I firmly believe that your letter put the idea into someone's head, unless there's a cult of Quisp somewhere?
ReplyDeleteOMG QUISP!!!!!
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