Volunteering information

After I self-published my book, I reached out to the administrator of the memory care facility where my grandmother had been, as I wanted to share a copy with her. After a few emails back and forth, I eventually found myself in the general area of the facility with a little bit of free time. I had not followed the route to that parking lot in more than four years. The car was parked without any waterworks, so I felt confident I could get to the door without incident. It was strange to not be sure who was inside anymore. 

The receptionist gave me a sort of quizzical look when I asked specifically about a couple of staff members whose names I could recall. As luck would have it, the activity director, who I was hoping to get a copy of the book to, came around the corner. The tears stayed at bay, but my "word vomit" did not. 

In my excitement to see this woman, I was also trying to be sensitive to the fact that she may not have remembered who I was; reintroducing mysef while telling her about the book I was trying to hand her. She said she remembered both my grandmother and me. We then went over to talk to another person who I assumed had long forgotten our family, but she had not. There was some chitchat and then what felt like joy creeping in, so I blurted out, "If you're ever looking for a volunteer..." Within a few weeks, my application was filled out, flu shot administered, and PPD test done. 

I was ready... not completely positive for what, but ready nonetheless.

About 10 minutes into my first visit, I knew I had made the right decision to find my way back. The staff was kind to me and many showed signs of recognition--evidence to me that I had once belonged to this community. Because my grandmother passed away during the height of the pandemic, thereby eliminating a proper departure and goodbye to what had become an extension of my family, the connection just sort of floated off like an untethered balloon. 

My small return enabled me to put some pieces back into my puzzle. I asked what I could do to be the most helpful, put on my fresh nametag, as well as a big smile, and set off to roam the halls. 

My role for a couple of hours once a week is to try to engage with residents who may not typically join group activities or could benefit from a little one-on-one visit. Every engagement requires a great deal of trial and error as I'm never sure what responses to expect. Not enough character studies could be done ahead of time and a warm grin and introduction were all I was bringing to the table. 

My usual line of questions are typically, "Did you grow up around here?" and "What kind of work did, or do, you do?" 

The answers let me know whether my new friends were at a place where we could dialogue, and at what level, ranging from blank stare, something unintelligible, an answer to a completely different question, trying to remember, or something plausible. As long as my presence didn't seem to be making anyone uncomfortable, I'd stick around for a little bit before moving on.

There were a few faces I thought had been there since my grandmother's time, but then I stumbled upon a face that actually resembled my grandmother's. I figured maybe it was just my imagination, looking for something I knew was impossible to find. 

The woman and I exchanged names and then just walked together, holding hands. Later, I mentioned to one of the aides that I knew it would sound silly, but I thought this particular woman looked a little bit like my grandmother. Her response was "Oh, yes, we all think that." 

Ah.

The next time I went to volunteer, I came across this woman again. (She walks the halls nearly constantly, so it is not a surprise to cross her path.) She gestured for me to join her and took my hand. Her conversation abilities have diminished greatly, but occasionally she does perk up with something to say. I try to figure out what she is trying to get across and just fill in as many blanks as I can. At one point that day though, we paused for a moment, she looked up at me, smiled and gave me a sort of side hug. It took my breath away.

Such an odd sort of gift with its sweet simplicity. She returns my huge smile with one of her own whenever I approach her, extends a warm hand to hold. I match her pace - which is surprisingly fast for her 100 years. We have settled in to our own type of communication that simply amounts to showing that we are happy to be in one another's company. There is no need to talk about how we've arrived there or the state of the world outside those walls. It is a moment we share, and I am lucky for it.

Thank you for reading! There are other stories I want to share about my volunteer experience, but thought they'd be more interesting if I gave a bit of background first. Stay tuned!

Notes Challenge #1

I was recently talking to a friend of mine about all of the stuff we save on our phones, telling her it was ridiculous how many "notes" I had. Since so many of my ideas for writing hit me while driving, Siri is super helpful in her wilingness to add a note without being judgemental. Apparently, I am not as willing to show my appreciation by actually referring back to what she has stored for me. In a moment of honesty, my friend and I revealed how many notes we each had. I went first sheepishly reporting my 49; and, was then blown away by her thousands! She covered a far larger array of categories with her recipes and places to visit with no mystery to what each entry was. I read aloud "Riding a bike afforded a youngster a certain type of freedom." We both looked at each other and laughed. I claimed to have no idea where I was headed with that. She challenged me to write a blog post based on that line. After pondering the words for a bit, I had an idea of what the general substance of the post was going to be, but no thoughts on how I was going to pull it together. Challenge accepted though!

Riding a bike afforded a youngster a certain sort of freedom. There was a sense that I could get farther away and do so more quickly than walking would have provided. I remember pedaling that bright green bike, singing "Fly Like and Eagle." The exhilaration of the wind whipping through my hair, long before the days of helmets and other safety measures, spurred me on to move my legs even faster. The way I cringe now watching cycling events, for fear those clusters of racers will collide and bring each other down, makes it even more incredulous that I thought my skills would join those ranks. Maybe I would meet up with other people on the neighborhood streets, join a friend on a paper route or just fly solo. On more than one occasion, I lost the focus to remember not to have my left pedal down when turning left, and vice versa, resulting in some quality time spent picking gravel out of one knee or another.

It was the freedom to go nowhere in particular, but still get to claim I did something. I went for a bike ride. Where? Around. Fresh air and exercise left little more information necessary back then. Once I could drive, I rarely chose two wheels over four. Life has a way of coming back around though and I eventually found myself pedaling again - helmets on, with the sound of the kids' training wheels until the day we were just eight tires spinning on the road. We were always looking for routes around the neighborhoods that were far enough to call adventures and exercise, but traveled in loops close enough to home in the event anyone's legs got too tired. The mission was never really to go anywhere, just something to do. Then before we knew it we had newly licensed drivers, eager for a different sort of ride, ideally solo.

My husband kept cycling though, riding faster and farther. Invitations were extended and turned down without much consideration. This was his hobby and I pretty much only concerned myself on the times when I begrudgingly had to drive rescue for flat tires. I was moderately envious that he had found an activity that was both enjoyable and healthy for him. No attempts were made to understand how he managed to ride twenty plus miles in eighty plus degree weather. Afterall, this was the same man who could pretend to enjoy using the elliptical in his off season.

Every now and then I would think about how that wind in my hair felt and longed for the youth associated with it. I tagged along for some short rides with my husband, but felt totally demoralized when he would branch off to do another fifteen miles as I headed home. Something changed last summer though in that constant state of awareness that our lives were not what we had planned for as we tried to buoy each other. I started talking to my husband a litle bit more about bike rides and tried to appear eager about accompanying him - I was hoping for a "fake it 'til you make it" situation.

I remained less than enthused about actually moving my legs, but found the goal setting to have some intrigue. My burning thigh muscles served as a reminder that my body could still do stuff and I had actually exercised. I had earned a little snack and an afternoon with a good book. There was a bit of a thrill the day I made it ten miles. 

It was never about the destination, because we never had one. It may not have even been about the journey either though, admittedly, just the distance. Oh, I suppose it was also about which photo and song I was going to use for the Instagram post. He still had his solo missions, but there were new couple goals too. I spent the duration of a twelve mile ride wondering if I wanted to suggest we try to make a thirty mile trek to celebrate the year of our thirtieth anniversary. 

In 2023, Ken had wanted to ride sixty miles with a friend of his celebrating the same milestone of turning sixty, but both ended up havng surgery that season instead. I thought maybe I could pose something similar in value. We did hit twenty miles and had high hopes of completing our challenge by November 11 (our actual anniversary). 

Between football season, both his refereeing high school games and attending the Buffalo Bills home games, and the fickle Central New York weather, we did not hit our thirty mile goal. The spinning spokes that had once been such a solitary escape did become a sort of coming together for us though. I realize we can aim for thirty-one miles this summer, and somehow that seems as crazy to me now as it did a year ago, and not just because the bikes are still in the basement. Stay tuned...

Would not be fair to not mention that Ken and our daughter rode ten miles in the Ride for Roswell last year. Their goal is twenty this year!

Go figure

I am aware that the following appears completely out of season at first glance. However, we are currently in a holy season, so let's just run with it. Due to the historically accurate lack of electricity in this scene, I maintain that it is an easier setup than the Dickens Village, but that is hardly the point. Yes, this world-renowned Fontanini Nativity is an imoressive display of detailed figures, but... ...if one stands around for too long, looking too closely, some questions or least comments are bound to arise. Me! I'm the one.

Why is water coming down the crater into a sand pit? Did they run out of epoxy to give those fish the illusion of a fighting chance? Wrong fish story.

I started to struggle with the general vibe of what folks were up to. That guy has a lantern, but others seem to be hiding from the sun or staring into it. This lady appears to echo my confusion...

...or is simply fed up! This guy...

...high as a kite with his recorder. Not a lot of business for the fish monger, granted he just had to pluck them out of a dry pool...

...but I wouldn't be surprised if he got robbed from either side. This lamb?

Oh, this lamb has seen some things! More kids looking at the star? But then is the whole thing a night market? Wait, this lady is shielding her eyes, so I'm back to daytime.

The little girl has clearly had enough and the little boy is guilty of something...

...and so are these guys! Why such cagey poses with their Frankincense and Myrrh?

"For crying out loud, can you just buy a rug?"

"No, no. You just lay there while I carry this goose around. No, I've got it, as well as the basket." And what IS everybody looking at?

(Yes, I have been back to this church during Lent and now there is just a bucket of nails for the taking, to be returned on Easter.)

Low Resolution

Well, Happy New Year to you! A new year, an opportunity to come up with all sorts of new excuses for why I haven't been here, as well as new efforts to change that. I feel that by waiting until some random Monday, barreling toward mid-February, to make an appearance, there should be no illusion that I am making any sort of resolution to be a more consistent blogger. I mean, what if I've told all of my good stories? What if I no longer find myself walking into pure nonsense every now and then? 

The real question right now seems to be whether it is insensitive to hide on my couch and click away here on the keyboard while such terrible things are going on outside. I am not ignorant and I know now is not the time to bury our heads in the snowbanks, but maybe we can think of this space as a little bit of fresh air? If we can agree that it's okay to look for a giggle or a speck of joy to give us the energy to keep treading water in these rough waters, then let the silliness begin...

Now, I am not pleased to admit that I haven't been here in just over six months. It seems like it might be too much to try to pack all of the things I want to show you in this one post; so, maybe we'll start out with a couple of holiday flashbacks and a few other odds and ends.

Maybe somebody had these on their list? 

American Girls gone to the dogs? (Groan, that was a RUFF one...I Shih-tzu not...OMG, it's just getting worse!)

The security squad in Macy's was off the charts on a Wednesday afternoon during the Christmas season. 

I kid you not, the way their hands were shaking on those handlebars trying to stay balanced between people and jewelry displays was reminiscent of when our kids' training wheels came off.

The Festivus gathering really got exciting when the bidet training lesson started.

I would not go so far as to say that I passed with flying colors. I think we each reported back with more questions than answers for our hostess.

It was a very artsy crafty holiday season...

...and I almost missed the days before Instagram, when I could peel an orange without thinking I needed to break up the peels and poke them onto wire to make little wreaths.

With the new year, it always seems like some drawers should be organized...

...where I apparently keep my Mr. Potato Head pieces? Yes, of course I left them there in case I have trouble hearing or wake up grumpy. Also found my "came with an extra button" collection.

I can't say that I've ever had a backup the times I actually have lost a button. Now this next collection is a little much, even for me.

I don't know why some were so well documented and others are mixed together, but that probably doesn't matter. I wanted to throw them out, but first texted the kids for permission. Okay, I admit it, I put them all in the little blue pouch that seemed more classy and less startling than the gallon Zip-loc they started in.

Let's go shopping! I like to see what the current trends in jeans are. I saw "high waisted mom jeans" and appreciated how they try to make that seem like a positive thing...

...but there is no part of me that has anything nice to say about a wedgie! Sometimes you need a little snack to sustain you while you shop...

...nope, not that.

I think my relationship with Cheerios has escalated...

...I think they are really into me...

...yes, I do, Cheerios! Thanks for noticing!

Thanks for checking in - I am so happy to be back!

 Thrilled that these guys are back too!

Random, not magic, beans

Don't panic, or get too excited for that matter, as I am not going to ask you to guess how many jelly beans are in this jar. Therefore, there is also no prize. Well, I mean there sort of is for me because I have all of these jelly beans.

The other night, my husband and I were sitting on the couch, eating from the jar. (We are not savages, we pour, as opposed to reaching in. I tell you this in the event that you stop by and we offer you a snack, so you can confidently accept.) I declared that Jelly Bellys are an interesting candy. I could tell that the look on Ken's face was less sugar rush, for sure, than intrigue about whatever fascinating proclamation was going to come out of his wife's mouth next. I gave him a brief synopsis of my thought process. He responded that it could be a blog post. I am not really sure if that statement was an attempt to keep me from discussing my thesis further with him or if he truly felt a fluff piece on sweets was what this blog needed. Either way, this post is his fault doing.

Typically when you eat candy, it is because it is delicious and you want more of the same. A handful of peanut M&Ms for example...delightful, let me keep eating this handful. Hershey kisses? My Aunt Olga said they tasted better if you put several in your mouth at once. Red licorice? (Twizzler, not Red Vine - I'm not sorry I said it!) Yes, please. More, please. Regular old jellybeans don't have that many colors in the bag, so you can just eat whatever flavor you like best. (There are barely enforced rules against doing this in our house.) An assorted bag of Jelly Bellys though? That is an entirely different matter.

First of all, do you even see two of the same color? Speaking of color, check out that mutant blue on the right! Sure there are some yellow, but the shades rival Glidden paint swatches in number! It is a brain teaser for me to have this treat. I just ate a delicious pink one, but can I find another one just like it, do I even remember what it looked like, was there a slight speckle? Do I live on the edge and hope that dark bean is actually the deep purple grape, or do I cast it aside in case it is black licorice. Ken doesn't like to take his chances with the marbled whitish yellows for fear he will get a buttered popcorn, so he passes them to me. Not my favorite, but they just sort of blow my mind with the flavor versus texture dichotomy.

I like to try to have my last few bites be my faves like pear, bubblegum or cotton candy, but those can be elusive and disguised as lesser offerings. I also like to try to end with cinnamon because it keeps me from getting another handful. (Think orange juice after toothpaste.) The reds are worse than the yellows though! Often I will take a small nibble to ensure that I plan my final selections appropriately for my palate. I was bamboozled by a cherry posing as something more spicy on my last go around. Suffice to say, I might stand just a little bit better luck if I didn't examine my handful with just the glow of nighttime television as lighting.

There is a bit of a "Violet, you're turning Violet" feeling when it comes to some of the flavor punches Jelly Bellys provide. (The above referenced buttered popcrn, for example.) I am in awe of however the mixologists do it! Move over Dippin' Dots as I think the future will really be meal beans containing all of the nourishment I need with hyper realistic flavors. Ideally the meals would consist of maybe five menu items, but with a handful of each. I have zero interest in just one bite of anything.

I had to shake the jar because that blue one just  looked so strange and poorly photoshopped.

I think I see three strawberry jam ones there. Ok, I'm headed off to let Ken know how grateful you are that he encouraged me to share this with you! I am so glad you're here, but now go and treat yourself!

It's fine. I'm fine. Everything is fine.

"How are you?" You've asked that more times than you can count, with varying levels of concern about the answer. How many times a day, when you've actually braved leaving the house, are you asked the same? 

I'm not sure if we should count the number of times someone says "What's up?" and we answer "Good!" Often I find myself on a slight delay with my response as I spin the wheel of current situations I'm in, despite knowing full well that I am going to say something positive, or at the very least a positive adjacent, despite sarcastic, "Living the dream!"

This is not to suggest that I am embarking on a campaign to stop friendly banter. Instead, this is a warning that I'm about to tell you how, and maybe even why and what, I am.

HOW? I'm trying! Or wait, is that WHAT I'm doing? In the grand scheme of things, I'm good. I guess I am a few other things too - warm, anxious, tired and more likely than not, hungry.

WHAT? I am trying. Trying to do the things ... taking the walks, drinking the water, eating the protein, talking to whatever poor souls are within earshot, volunteering and spending time with the people who bring me joy. I am also cheerleading as the self-appointed one woman pep squad in this house. It seemed like we needed one and I saw no other names on the sign-up sheet. 

I take this role seriously. My main objectives for the past few months have been to do verbal wellness checks on my husband more times than either of us probably think is necessary. I also assume that he'd rather not be alone anymore when I get home from work, so I approach him like our kids did when they were small with a lot of questions as to whether he'd like to play a game, go for a walk, take a bike ride, or go to Target. I was trying not to read my books or write my little blog posts because I wanted to appear eager to engage. 

WHY? Well now here is where we take things to another level beyond grocery store produce section banter. 

I'm good because I am upright and have people in my world who bring me love and joy (so maybe I'm actually great).

I am warm because this summer has brought above-normal temperatures and my body is igniting from within with hot flashes. Basically, at any point, I feel like I am walking a mere two degrees away from bursting into flames.

I am anxious, despite my anti-anxiety meds and my reluctance to increase the dose (which we can talk about another time), because I occasionally catch a news story, my husband has been out of work and searching for new employment for six months now and ... seriously, do I need to conjure more? 

Tired? Is anybody not? My pompoms are wearing down to straggly ribbons.

And hungry? I mean I could eat a cookie or some chips ... ooooh, or a donut.

Well that was a loaded question, that you didn't acually ask, so how's about we wrap things up here for today?

You better shop around

"Try to get yourself a bargain girl, don't you be sold on the very first one!" Okay, so before I could even get started, I've distracted myself! I was trying to come up with a title, then I started singing, then I thought you might like singing, and then I remembered that Toni and Daryl were not the original singers. I wonderd if that would bother you to hear their version; however, I simply could not deny my prepubescent love for them and how quikcly it floods back! I looked at a variety of videos, but for the number of hours I spent staring at this album cover, while holding the lyric sheet in my hands, longing for the day I would meet my own Captain, it had to be this. Obviously, then I had to pause for a moment of silence after seeing the muskrat love in their eyes as I was reminded that they split up! Basically, it's been a journey and I haven't even gotten started yet!

So a friend of mine and I were trying to decide what to do with ourselves the other day. There was a risk of melting if we ignored the heat advisory, so we knew we should plan to seek solace in the well conditioned air of somewhere. I am not exactly sure why we were so jammed up about constructing a plan, as we know how fast we can go off the rails and I also know one of my favorite things for us to do together is nothing in particular. I had a return to do at Target, so that is where we unleashed ourselves first. I have walked into Target before, made a return and walked right back out, but those are sad days. 

Maybe I was still feeling the effects of the heat when I strayed too close and lingered too long near a sports bra. She caught me. I heard myself saying I actually needed a sports bra as the gravitational pull led us deeper into a department of the store my daily mental health walk might not give me adequate reason to be in. She suggested a fitting room once my gaze had landed on a particular nylon/spandex blend. I refused, as that was far too much effort for something that would let me down and be ill-fitting anyway. 

Did somebody say "sporty"?

I want to act like the most troubling part of this next one is my belly showing...

...or that I almost had to go find a pair of cheaters to be able to do the hook and eye meant for initial harnessing before getting to the zipper. Oh, that zipper...

...it was no ordinary zipper - very temperamental when not engaged properly to start. So there I was, in the athletic department of Target, not even in good enough shape to effectively wrestle myself out of a bra. 

The best kind of friendships, in my opinion, are the ones where a friend takes some video footage before helping. I mean that sincerely. I was fairly certain I was going to have to do a next level walk of shame to the register and just buy the damn thing. Luckily, with two more hands, who had put their phone away, we were able to scooch that beast on down, but not without it catching on the phone in my back pocket and nearly taking my shorts with it!

I bought the black bra for $30 if you must know, but then we went to Marshall's. I suffered a bit of defeat in the everyday bra selections, not aided at all by the fact that we truly cannot figure out what size I should pretend fits. I found a two pack of bras, similar to the one I had already purchased, for $17. I really would pay more money for a decent fit, but am so used to being let down (pardon the pun) that I always look for the bargain option. My friend talked me into using a dressing room where I was puzzled to find that not only were the two bras hooked to each other, but the one's straps were tethered to the hanger! How on earth was I to Houdini my way into that situation? I had no choice but to break some plastic, and they live in my closet now anyway. Sorry, Bullseye for yet another return, but I'm sure you've still come out way ahead!