Wednesday, July 31, 2019

Random intermission

I just remembered that it’s actually Wednesday, which may be a date late for random, but now we are closer to the weekend! Get yourself a treat to on the edge and try a s’more made with a peanut butter cup!

Tuesday, July 23, 2019

Rehydrated random

Once again, I did not realize how many important photos I had stockpiled on my phone, so let's get right to it...
Hey Britain! Thanks for suggesting you have us covered...
...but are those what you consider "bigger boobs" over there? Or is that actually a photo of what your sorcery powers can make 38DD look like? What kind of voodoo magic are you practicing, or what is the median bra size in your country? I will just be here looking all stylish and versatile!
Seriously, this is just a simple exercise t-shirt I bought. I considered returning it, as it seemed unnecessary for my simple walking workout regime. However, when I went to check the price again,  and saw all I was getting for under $15, I ripped those tags right off! Stay tuned for my selfie! AND, if I need more inspiration, I can find my "daily dose of superhero"... a ten mushroom blend? I have absolutely been looking in all of the wrong places! Speaking of things I wasn't looking for, and could have missed due to some great camouflage...
...just take a few seconds and let some captions for this come to you, then share them with me! Perhaps now you are feeling saucy?
Don't hate! My friends assured me it would be everything I hoped for. I am not too proud to admit that they were correct!

In closing, remember that time my idyllic vision of Mary Ingalls was sullied? 
Her blind eyes were less creepy than whatever is going on there. Anyway, I did not even want to consider what precious moment was going to be tarnished next. Aaaack!
This is not at all what "Don't you forget about me" meant to be remembered as! Hold me Kari!

Friday, July 19, 2019

My next guest needs some introduction

Did you ever try to explain something, and words just don't help to clear up any confusion? It's almost as if what seems like a simple path from point A to point B in your mind is a circuitous route to nowhere to other people. Eventually it just feels like...
...but, keep trying!
Here's where we begin the introduction. This is Amandequin... you can see, she is super festive and patriotic. She gets a little nervous when people try to understand why she is here (see above). I can give you some key plot points of the story if you promise not to think too much or try too hard to have this make you.

Amandequin spent several eternally six year old years living with her dads just outside of Boston. Her sense of style and love for her brother Bruno (as well as her dads' sense of humor) could be seen in many a holiday greeting card...

...until last summer...
...on Cape Cod. With this being a new year and all, her dads thought maybe it was time for Amandequin to light up someone else's life for awhile. Enter my daughter and me. We were busy being pampered at Amandequin's house and I must have let my gaze linger too long in her direction. Her dads thought she was the muse I needed, the spark that might breathe some life back into this old blog of mine. And here we are! She really has gotten to work around this place.

She loves Lily (as well as her sweet hand me down clothes)...
...but sadly the feeling is far from mutual. Rescue dogs took more of an interest in her as they are more familiar with her plight.
So far the worst thing for this Red Sox girl has been how helpless she feels in a NY team home.
(You can see the shame in those eyes even though she won't turn her head.) For the most part, she is enjoying her new adventures, like knee boarding...
...and kayaking!

I let her start her own instagram account if you'd like to check out more!