A Sign That I'm Really Back

Here we are on a random Tuesday for starters, but that's not it. Oh no, far from it! The lore of the creepy monkeys started here over ten years ago, perhaps you recall some of the finest moments like this, this, this and this. I admit that it was starting to feel like those simians were a thing of the past, only to be lured back out by doing a blog post search. 

But then it happened, I came around the corner at Walmart just in time to hear a woman remarking to her adult daughter about how cute a toy on the shelf was. I spun my head to see which item she was referring to, that was not even notable enough for me to photograph, then looked to the left and heard a not at all quiet voice leave my mouh saying "That monkey is creepy though!" I assured her that her assessment of cuteness was not incorrect and that I was taking issue with the neighboring box's resident.

Fur Real, Peanut, keep your 100+ reactions to yourself! Come on, look at that illustration of Peanut rising to a standing position! No thank you Adorable. And what do we think is emanating from Peanut's armpit while walking? Or is that a reaction coming from their mouth? You aren't looking directly into those eyes are you?

I'd like to think Peanut is a size I could put up a fair fight against, I mean have you watched Chimp Crazy?  Just to be safe though, I wish there was a slightly smaller monkey for us.

Noooooo, not a whole darn jungle in my pocket!

Mac and Puck keeping those creepy monkey dreams (and nightmares) alive! Curse this generation of blind bag toys though, as I could not risk the disappointment of bringing home Chatty.

Behave yourselves as not only is Santa watching, but so are the creepy monkeys!!