Monday, April 16, 2012

N is for Noise

Nefarious noise nimbly, nastily nabs nightly slumber. Nothing but numerous negotiations with the snorer (my nuptial partner).

Nuisance noise never needs to be near me. Not my nature to neglect the nasty sounds like nail biting, coughing, chomping, slurping, barking. No thank you!

Negative noise is neither nifty nor nice. News nitwits nagging my neurosis with their nettling nonsense.

Now it is necessary to find sounds to neutralize the nauseating negative...nestle up in a niche with a novel while a neighborhood breeze blows...nuzzle with a sleeping child and listen to the sweet breathing sounds (especially newborns)...musical notes navigating their way through the air...laughter (nothing beats laughter)...nil...

I know it is not necessarily normal to not be able to tune out the noise around me. It is nothing I am nervous about, but it does make me a little nuts nevertheless.

12 comments:

  1. Nuts a long with you... Noise, like nails on a chalkboard. Numb to some things, but nag about noise... Please NEGATE! NOW!

    Cat :)

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  2. Listening to a child sleep is one of the best sounds, I must agree.

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  3. The noise is worse than anything. I'm told I'll miss it one day.

    Or not.

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    1. The sounds I will miss, just not the noise!

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  4. Oh, my LORD!!!!! I have one of those snore monsters in my house!!! ;P

    ...funny....you eft out noxious though....does that work? Nefarious is my fave.....that one definitely works....

    xo,
    RJ

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  5. Some noises are impossible for me to tune out, too! It is like my brain zeroes in and won't quit!

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  6. It is so Not just YOU! We're on the same page!

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  7. Talk about noise...I've been listening to my husband cough & clear his throat since last Thursday. Someone at work must have said something to him today because now he says he'll try to see the doctor tomorrow (I've bee suggesting for days that he do that...)

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  8. Bonus points definitely go to you for your mad alliterative skills. Great A-to-Z challenge posts!

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    1. Thank you so much for stopping by and for commenting!

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  9. I'd say DOUBLE bonus points! I have noise all day long and into the night - - I also sleep with a snorer - - what did you call him? My nuptial partner :) Glad I found your blog!

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