U is for Ultra-Random

Unacceptable utterances uttered under umbrellas of ultimatums understandably upset underlings. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to us until now, I have this unstoppable urge to utilize umpteen u's to uncover the ultimate uber-post.

I am unable to undo the ulterior random...

Update: 

Butter lamb feels ugly and relieved that his humiliation is almost over...Alleluia, indeed.

Uncanny: 

This sweet paper hat belongs to a three-year-old friend of mine.  Notice how evenly the teachers lined up the obituaries?

Uberraschung (German for surprise): 

I can't tell you where I got these awesome Uberraschung eggs because it is illegal to bring or ship them into this country.

We are that unable to protect our children from choking hazards (underachievers). Unbelievable! To say I was a little excited to get these chocolate contraband treats would be an understatement.

Unsettling: 

Up until seeing these lovely mannequins, I understood that cute babies sold the clothing.

U unnecessary: 

Um, here is another Q word that needs no U. We are unsure if we heard our waitress pronounce her unique name.

Ugli: These are the first four letters of my maiden name (there are five more letters after those!) The g is silent, but to the uninformed, I was Ugly...  Ugh!

Uh-oh, now what? U guessed it! Thank you to Stacy, undercover queen of the random thoughts rebellion!