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Dear Under Armour People,
Not long after my ill-fated plan to take up jogging, my
husband bought me a fantastic set of Under Armour gear. He had failed to
realize that my body had lost interest in cooperating with all of the jostling
and impact the activity caused, as these were clearly athletic clothes.
Granted, that stretchy fabric looked really comfy. However, I already felt like
a bit of a poser wearing yoga pants to sit on the couch after ten minutes of
Wii Fit yoga as my only attempt at legitimacy. I just couldn’t pull the tags
off. Deep down inside I knew I wanted to be the person entitled to wear the
threads, and could not return the gift either.
Then one day it happened! After starting a pedometer-induced
walking regiment, I found myself returning home with chafed thighs due to my
incredible speed (and possibly poor wardrobe choices). The arm pumping action
of that power walking had also left my upper arms a bit red and burning.
Clearly my “injuries” were not on the same level as torn ACLs or pulled
hammies, but still stood as some small sign that I had accomplished something
in the name of exercise.
I did what any housewife and mother of teens, thereby
negating rational, would do. I ripped the tags off that spandex, stuck a badge
on my chest, threw a cape around my neck and became…PEDOMEMOM! I had earned the
right.
One step at a time,
Andrea
Mother, blogger, superhero
p.s. Do you sell capes?
So did they feverishly get to work designing a suit for me, you know, like E in The Incredibles? Perhaps not, but they did respond.
AND a 20% discount code! So psyched, and I think they even called me an athlete!
TWO POINTS!
Current total = 37 points
Stop by Marianne's place to see who she loves this week!
You look SMOKIN.
ReplyDeleteSo this under armour stuff will help w/ the thigh chafe issue? Cause that's a killer for me. I hate it. :(
ReplyDeleteLOL! Seriously Andrea, you rock big time! And there is no way, that you have thighs that chafe.
ReplyDeleteYou've got superboobs.
ReplyDelete-andi
I just cannot understand why they did not send you an entire box of under armour. That letter was inspirational!
ReplyDeleteYou athlete, you.
ReplyDeleteOMG. I love this one.
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