Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Creepy random

Yes, you saw the title, you know what's coming! I considered getting us all up to speed on post-back-to-school life thus far. But really? How can I even concentrate with these soulful E.T. eyes gazing up at me from my desk? Whose soulful eyes you want to know? Why it's Eloise and Argyle...
Clearly the people at Ashton-Drake Galleries remembered when my birthday is this year, because they popped this gem out with just barely enough time for shipping. Last year I was left sans Simian! I do believe that Eloise has outcreeped her predecessors though. Perhaps it is her soft wisps of lifelike hair that are arranged in an artful bedhead style? So many creases and wrinkles? Her attraction to her own stuffed animal? I just...I can't...(strange urge for Reese's Pieces)

10 comments:

  1. This one IS extra creepy. Ok, who buys these???

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  2. Ew. Apes/monkeys bum me out under the best of circumstances. This one is beyond creepy.

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  3. Whoo-hoo! Back to the blogosphere in time for my favourite random posts. And oh boy, this one did not disappoint.
    Somewhere down in a deep dank basement and locked away from the rest of civilization, is a person strung out on LSD creating these monstrosities.

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  4. Oh wow, she's . . . precious? Yeah, sure. Let's go with that.

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  5. It's definitely the hair that creeps me out. Well, it creeps me out the MOST!

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  6. O. M. G......it's the 50 Shades of Grey edition creepy monkey! That mask doesn't lie.....LMAO I'm so happy I didn't miss this post. Thanks for telling me about it!

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  7. I have 15 of these sitting on my desk right now.

    -andi

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  8. STOP WITH THE CREEPY MONKEYS!! Just kidding. Sh*t's hilarious.

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