I am far from speechless though, and since we don't want to leave Stacy Rocking the Random Rebellion on her own...
How big of a gadget drawer would I need if I was the kind of person who felt compelled to have this item on my must own list?Wait! I do have a knife for bananas...it's called a butter knife, and it even works on very firm fruit. Until now, I thought I was pretty speedy at it too. I love how the sign boasts about the uniform slicing...especially for smoothies!
I was not the one holding the caramel corn container, so I did not realize it was closed back up and put on the counter with this as its contents. I was very disappointed by this sort of mega snack offering decoy.
I don't think I can vote for these folks unless part of their "community involvlement" is a literacy campaign!
Can I open my eyes? Am I beautiful yet?
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