Monday, August 7, 2023

Watch it glimmer...

...see it shimmer! Yes, that is correct, after nearly a three month absence from this space, I am back to talk about Jell-o! It is easier to swallow than some of the other topics we could discuss. (Oh boy, should I even come back?) 

I have many fond memories of standing at the kitchen counter waiting for the jello powder to dissolve as my grandmother stirred. The glorious artificial fruity smell and that clink of the spoon against the metal bowl. The finished product took its time to chill, but there was instant gratification in the small juice glass of that warm sweet elixir my grandmother allowed me. There was no asking for more as the rectangular pan disappeared quickly into the refrigerator. When the time came, she approached the firm gelatin with the same neatness and precision she did all tasks. Orderly lines were cut and cubes were dished out. Plain and simple, and in my opinion, delicious. I did not want to see any form of matter suspended in my jello, nothing to interrupt the squish. The thought of shredded carrots is still especially horrifying to me.

Our family was not completely resistant to change and newfangled ideas, so we did adopt an orange jello recipe as a staple for nearly every event. What are you even trying to celebrate if there isn't a bowl of orange jello stirred up with mandarin orange segments and Cool Whip? Maybe someone gets a wild hair and tries a raspberry version instead. The occasional jello mold would make an appearance as well. I recall my mind being nearly blown at around eight years old the first time I saw Knox blox. I could eat jello with my hands? Better still, the platter at the family reunion was unguarded? That was definitely my first experience with the wiggle and jiggle that was not subjected to portion control.

Flash forward to when I was a senior in high school suffering from some sort of a head cold. A friend told me he was going to stop by with "hot pop", which was his family's version of chicken soup. I anxiously awaited to see what this miracle cure could consist of. Imagine my delight that it was a mug of warm jello! It amuses me when these perceived indulgences we have as children, come back around later in life causing us to realize that we can have as much as we want. Sometimes you just cannot chase the original thrill, like most sodas no longer taste the way I expect them too after the bubbles tickle my nose, but others stay true. 

The dining hall at college always had jiggling cubes, cut with precision. One of my roommates was so grossed out seeing anyone eat jello, claiming it had something to do with watching the "chewing". So like the best part? Suffice to say, I tried every color they offered, sometimes warning her and sometimes not. 

My husband and I were invited to a fifties party years ago, We dressed accordingly and were treated to recipes made from cookbooks of the era. There was a jeweled jello mold that just made the evening feel even more fun, like I was somehow seeing an old friend who I immediately recognized despite how fancy she had become.

My husband is not one to request any kind of gelatin dessert on a regular basis. However, when his pre-op*  clear liquid diet included jello as an option, I strongly suggested he let me make him some. I let him pick the color as I am not completely selfish. Maybe I just wanted a little bit of comfort that could be found in the memory of that warm glass...
...but that was short lived as when I went to help myself to some cubes later...
...I saw what a savage I am married to.


*The surgery went well and I'll tell you about it another time.

Tuesday, May 23, 2023

This one's for the birds...

(...and Traci)

Things were going along rather smoothly this spring, once the gloom cleared, but then things hit a bit of a...
...which I guess is sort of like a bump, but with more promise? Unless there are other issues, like...
...problematic indeed. Yet my ill-fitting bras and I were set to persevere. We were enjoying our new airbnb guests...
...allow me to introduce the Dynastys...
...they typically waddle the late afternoon away partaking in the bird seed scatterings and not caring much about our interruptions. They just move about five feet further away and lay back down. Am sure they are eagerly awaiting a chunk of this guy to fall...
...my bird feeding enthusiast husband was concerned that this food owl was scaring the birds due to his owl-ness. Obviously some very brave frequent flyers came by and left him looking far more terrfying in my opinion. Speaking of scary things though, the sound of these little friends always startles me.
And then I feel like an idiot because of course it's a little hummingbird and not the largest dragonfly ever. I mean, even if it was a dragonfly, that would actually be pretty cool as well I suppose. I am surprised every time the hummingbirds visit and stop to stare in awe.

I guess it's time. I suppose I've buried the lead far enough in here. Do I need to link to the past or does it just go without saying? What time is it then?
Time to foil unto others as they have foiled my swoop free spring. Oh, I saw a barn swallow the other day. It was not pooping and barely swooping, so I figured - bygones. My husband mentioned he had seen one. I figured as long as he didn't mention it two more times, we'd be ok. At 7:24 this morning though, on my way out for a walk...
...so I turned around to compose myself and when I looked back...
...nope. And certainly not so close to that beautiful hanging basket my aunt just gave me! I still took my walk, and saw an egret land on a neighbor's roof, but was obviously a litle off my game since there is no photographic evidence of that bit of coolness! (I mean he looked so crazy up so high being all tall and stuff.) I decided I was not willing to let project aluminum foil make me late for work, so I just carried on as if nothing had happened...knowing full well it had happened, was happening, and would continue to happen. I actually remembered the lessons I have learned!

And so...
...it was done. The shiny tack-y thing. I received no visitors during the process this year. It was almost disappointing, very lackluster. To mope about celebrate the job done, I grabbed a book and sat down on the porch to read. Then I heard them, all three of them,come swooping onto the porch in a flurry of disoriented complaining wonder! They circled around once and left, making a large arc around the yard before they tried again...
...nope! I will not be tolerating your shenanigans this year you diabolical winged creatures! (But thank you for letting me see you get foiled!)
 

Just in case you do need to revisit some of the history...
Here is the first series from 2010: part one, part two, part three
Here is the 2015 series in which I let them have their way: part one, part two, part three, part four

Monday, May 8, 2023

To everything there is a season

A time to march confidently to the fitting room…
…and a time to cast away those which did not fit!

Oh yes, it is that time again! I mean what else was going to make me dust off this keyboard? I think we all should have known it was going to be the quest for infernal satin or the barn swallows, and hopefully we have a little more time to catch up before the swooping starts and I have to make my tin foil hat.

Let's not minimize the effort that went into this journey...
...or, okay, let's. I'll see your power mesh, and my shrugging shoulders applaud the concern. Something to consider...
...I could pack some snacks in the leftover space with this one! Yes, someone with a keen eye for detail may be noticing all of the clearance tags. I have a rule that I do not pay full price for my ill-fitting bras. You may be thinking that maybe if I paid full price, I'd find a better fit? I doubt it. My optimism for such a foolish pipe dream snapped in a flash, like cheap elastic. With over forty years spent on this quest, Bigfoot might be less elusive. Obviously the top engineering schools in the country have been handing out degrees for undergrads working on "Anchorstrap technology". 
Please show me the crash test dummies that get harnessed in for the bouncing! What I wouldn't give to be more stable though. Even more bounce control...
...perhaps a graduate thesis? Thanks for pointing out the bounce zone, as I had no idea where the problem area might lie. Maybe someone with a packaging science major could come up with something? Luckily my friend was with me to offer the support that spandex was lacking. Whether the cups runneth over or the girls were peeking out from under, she remained diligent and committed to finding something.

Did we find anything? Yes, yes we did. Were both purchases disappointments once worn at home for over five minutes? Also, yes. My shoulders are stressed - gotta bounce! 

Tuesday, February 28, 2023

Randomeandering

What do I do when I'm not here trying to enchant you? That is a fair question, but sadly, one I do not have the answer to. I spend a great deal of time trying to find motivation - obviously with little to no success. Sometimes I look for other things to do, but I don't want to be too fancy...
...and definitely not a formal member of anything, so this might be perfect? The job application game has really been kicked up a few notches, and the pop quizzes don't have the obvious answers they used to have. 
I mean would they excuse my penchant for pocketing post-it notes if I was a creative self-starter who didn't ask a lot of questions?
And what kind of place is this where I'd potentially have to choose busting up a fist fight over my morals? I wish I had taken more screenshots of the other Sophie's choice level decision-making demands.

I try to take my mental health walk every day because nothing keeps me feeling more grounded than trudging through sleet and gloom this time of year.
The real pick me up though is the section of gray hair that usually escapes my hood and dances right in my peripheral vision. I have decided that salt and pepper doesn't truly describe my look, so I am going to call it cinnamon and sugar. I think the thought of warm apple pie gives me a cozier vibe, but maybe salt and pepper go better with...
...coleslaw hair? Pass the salt and pepper I guess...
...no, no, there aren't enough holes to deliver the amount I'm hoping for...
...that'll do!

Yes, we found a new store to unleash ourselves on that has lots of...
...including the most elusive soap scent.
I am not certain the monkeys would agree as to the legitimacy of this one, but this guy conjers a worse scent...
...and I probably should've rescued that baby.

This little piggy went to the outhouse...
...to check on the fiance?! (My aunt explained to me that it was "engaged" instead of "occupied," as opposed to the worst salute to a diamoond ring ever.)

Um, excuse me, but where are her clamshells?!

And what the flock?!
Maybe not everything needs to be told how it is? I appreciate the subtlety of pork rinds, and how recently I found out what they actually are!

Tuesday, February 14, 2023

Hearty Random

Sometimes it's hard to say what you want to say, or express how you really feel about someone.
Maybe you can find the words, but feel compelled to take creative liberties with the spelling to add more emotion?
Clearly it's important to stay motivated...
...well maybe not clear at all. Here's some simple advice...
...just go! How about a game with your love?
When he tries to give you a missspelled piece of his heart? No points! (I still lost.)

These Vagentines must be shared...
...but are leaving me speechless with their tags hanging out! Good fortune indeed!

Happy Valentine's Day, folks! I guess it must be time for Easter...
...ew!

Wednesday, January 18, 2023

Writing Wednesday

Apparently the art of alliteration in snappy titles has been lost on me. The other thing I am completely adrift on is the current role public libraries serve to provide. I went to the library to try to work on some writing today, since it's Wednesday and all. My house is plenty quiet in a literal sense, but figuratively, there are a lot of voices ranging from dust bunnies to half finished craft projects screaming for my attention. Off in seek of solace and quiet, to the library I went! I suppose it should be noted that the last time I embarked on one of these productivity in scribing attempts at the library, I did encounter some chattiness, but nothing to deter me from believing libraries could still be the sanctuaries of my youth where I was shushed on countless occasions.

My first mistake was not grabbing one of these chairs...

...instead I opted for one of the chairs with the swivel tables to put my notebook on...

...that happened to be so very close to shelves of books.
I had not considered what it was like to be a dog, until I saw that the opportunity to find out was closer than I realized! Fear not though, as this distraction was quickly forgotten, and then replaced by the crying toddler who had fallen during storytime. He recovered quickly, able to run a few laps around the main room. No worries though as the more than full volume conversation taking pace at the circulation desk in that photo helped me forget about all of the other shiny objects. I was fully invested in the call on speakerphone one row over. I was dangerously close to turn into a fist pumping "get off my lawn" type of character demanding more library-like behavior.
And then came the Cabin Porn. Followed by the joke told in two rounds to various librarians who proved to be disappointing audiences. The guy claimed he'd been working hard on his joke since Monday, looking so forward to the opportunity to share it.
Granted, the joke has been on Reddit for five years, but who'd know? Certainly not somebody armed with paper, pencil and literary dreams! Maybe I needed to be better organized, declutter my mind...
...or just go home and succumb to what may await me there...

...but I was surely not expecting this trail of Pringles my husband left on his way upstairs with his lunch to make sure he could find his way back down.

Tuesday, January 10, 2023

New year...

...who 'dis? I had to rename this post from "Out with the old" because apparently I had good intentions of ringing out 2022 with a blog post when I loaded all of these photos into a draft, and then promptly forgot I  had done so?
I mean the date on the draft was December 27, so I was cutting it kind of close, and also had a rather short attention span. I know better than to think I can walk type in here all nonchalant...
...as if three months haven't gone by. On the contrary, I am nothing if not extremely chalant! Even Santa pleaded with me to tell him why...
...those hands need answers.

I hate to waste a decent photo dump, so I will just take this opportunity to give a little glimpse into what I was doing for the final quarter of 2022...
...and also like...
...but I'll try! Been there...
...read that! Sat there...
...wrote that! Attemped this...
...and got that! But she got this...
...so how about that?! Crafted like this...
...and painted like that! Smelled things like this...
...and regretted that! Puzzled this...

...laughed at that!

I guess now I'll go back to where I was...waiting for the snow to come back!

Despite being dismayed at what happened to the American Girl store displays, my scene obviously lacks some styling, and her purple highlghts > my gray ones.