Snackity random

Earlier today I had an idea for a post. This is not that post. I got distracted by snacks! 

Wait! This is not my usual snack...

...it is not even the right color. Sorry Hershey's, you know I have feelings for you, but not the right flavor either. Look at this heart that was in my daily handful of peanut m&m's today...

...sure, it is a little imperfect, but that's love, isn't it? These are on my kitchen counter right now, and they have even more friends with them...

...they are leftovers my husband brought home from work. They are taunting me and do not want to hear about how many cookies I ate before they arrived. I don't know if donuts freeze well, but I am hoping their screams will not be audible from in there! I guess food really is love...

...especially when it looks like poop? That ought to kill any cravings for a snack, and if it doesn't, try these...

...why are these words together on these packages????

I can only imagine where that person is running to after eating that!

Freeing up storage space!

There is a chance, albeit a very small chance, that with this post I will have finally shared all of the nonsensical important photos from my phone. I don't even see any random scraps of paper moving from one part of my desk to another. Let me tell you what piece of paper I wish I did have...

 ...perhaps an autograph from Number Two? I should have approached to tell him how fantastic he looks-aging so well! 

I was so caught up in the pet wash station that I forgot to share this other photo from JFK Airport...

I have been seriously neglecting my eyewear. What on earth has happened to the traveler whose specs are so filthy that they require a $3 wash? And watch washing? Is that a thing?

Not to interrupt your ponderings about how poorly you have been caring for your belongings, but have you considered how ashes are best taken care of?

Suitable for all kinds of ashes? Asses for ashes? Or is that a mule? Minor detail at this point.

Speaking of details, don't let the fine print on the toilet escape you...

What the fresh hell are these?!?!?! More important-WHY?!?!?!

Maybe I need to look for something more my style...

...but not here!

Fridays...

I was looking at my list of postings and their corresponding dates. I realized the serious drop-off occurred after a certain someone left us. He always did claim to be the one to keep this thing on track. I have to admit that this photo...

provided enough amusement to get me typing sometimes just so I could share it. (File me under "easily amused") I figured these pictures my mom sent me from JFK airport were appropriate to have here.

 This is much fancier than our guest bathroom.

(Yep, still finding things around here waiting to be shared. Thank you for your patience and indulgence!)

WoW...Wednesday too?!

Wow! I know, I was just here yesterday. Those of you who've been hanging around here for awhile know that there is not necessarily a set schedule. Speaking of things that have been hanging around here, I dabbled in the notion of bra shopping today. It was not the full effort put forth in previous biennial events, but I realized if I didn't share now, I would just be contributing to the growing backlog of photos and things I feel compelled to share (as I do not feel inspired to make a grander undergarment extravaganza effort any time soon).

Not exactly what I was intending to boost...

In fact, bra shopping is typically a terrible blow to my ego. 

Now this seems to be asking too much...

Just trying to focus on the front. Eyes over here, please.

Random time warp

Oh excuse me, did a month fly by? I guess I was busy doing holiday things, but that does not mean I wasn't thinking about all (both?) of you readers (Hi Mom!). In fact, I keep running across photos I took for you...like this one of me, trying to decide if I needed to up my latke eating attire...

 (I definitely need to upgrade my background selections. Always, ALWAYS, pay attention to what is behind your photo subject.)

There were some gift ideas that I just could not make a decision on, so for my cat-loving friends, here are a couple of options that I photographed instead of actually purchasing for you...

(It is the thought that counts, right?)

 (I don't even know what to think though!)

I wanted to share these cookies with you...

No, I did not make those. If I had, using that color palette that my friend did with such tasteful fashion, it would have looked like a terrible zebra and skunk battle scene. Mmmmm...cookies!

But now it is time to put another holiday season behind us...

I guess I wanted to show you the moment where I finally had to get that tree out of here by whatever impractical means necessary - which reminds me that I saved this gem...

This is my cousin "taking down" his family's tree. His wife was kind enough to share this on facebook, and it makes me smile every time I see it!

Now I can finally throw out this piece of wrapping paper I have been saving to share with you...

What a practical idea to have such information printed on the inside of wrapping paper. It really slowed down my ripping and tearing. I have a full commentary for every single one of the items on this list, but that would just slow us down! So just turn on some lights and take your socks off, for crying out loud! Let's be careful out there.

Last, and maybe least, I can finally throw out this ad. You know I love you Wegman's, but this "deal" is giving me some doubts about our relationship.

"Less that $1 per bar"? Wow! So how many bars do I get for $11.99? 12? Why that's just .99916667 per bar!!

I hope absence made your heart grow fonder?