Perhaps I should also have a sip of this dark red elixir I found in my grandparents basement, circa I cannot even imagine when. Bleah.
My grandmother seems to have made having her basement cleaned out, and restored to whatever splendor she thinks it had, one of her top priorities...for someone else to do. I find the organizational implications of the task alluring, but cannot say that the one area of her house that we don't have to actually look at is as critical to me. Instead, I am more concerned about the cracked wooden toilet seat that pinched my ass when I had to pee today. Ouch! Why is that item not further up on the list?
I am still a bit shaken up about this one, as I have been sleeping on my new mattress for months...
Good to know that if I hear my smoke detector when I am in bed, I should get up and NOT treat my mattress like some sort of lifeboat. the more you know!
And so another quest begins...
I probably don't need to tell you how excited this house is for this movie!
Speaking of things I am excited about, finally, FINALLY there is a tribute to Elvis.
Yeah, that's a precious moment all right.
Now just in case you thought my quests for all things
I am having a hard time looking at her right now because I fear she may haunt my dreams for not bringing her home! STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT! She even came with a twin. How on earth did I resist? How much longer until I make them mine? Tune in next week!
OH MY GOSH! SOMEBODY FLUSHED MERIDA!!!!!!!
Oh, wait, sorry...that was just my daughter using her fallen foxy locks to mess with her brother.
On that note, now that things have literally gone to the toilet...I'm out!