One piece of random...

And I can barely spare this square! There I was last week, boasting about my free underwear. Little did I know, that if I just bought better toilet paper, I wouldn't need underwear anymore...at all?

I had no idea that the underwear industry was founded for people who were just too clumsy or lazy to adequately clean their backsides. I have been wasting so much valuable time if I was  just going to throw on some undies anyway!

"Cleanripple texture" to get us clean? Is that like sandpaper just blasting any "debris"? And is that really ALL the confidence I need to go commando? What kind of shoddy shape have people been leaving themselves in and what are their underwear made of to ward off any ill effects of ineffectiveness? Bring on the white pants and we'll see who's who and what's what.

Thanks to the Monkey in the Field (who is often by the lake) for finding this gem, despite the fact that it conjures images that may keep me awake at night...pondering my options.