Just keep driving, find a happy place. Oh, how about a church?
In that order? Exclusively? I kept thinking there was some news story I had missed that would help this make sense, but then gave up.
How about if I just get to the store already? There must be some mission I can accomplish.
I am going to let you guess which of these quests panned out, as only one was successful.
You know what? This was all very trying, so I should probably just soothe myself with a nice bowl of soup...