WTFTF?

Why The Face The Foz?!?!
Well, that's easy. Remember this?

 And how it turned into this?

And do you remember how I told you this was not going to be a thing, Foz?
I am pretty sure that when you bother to have someone help you with a graphic of sorts, it is admitting that this is a thing!
I see your point.
I do not appreciate the way you have been slacking off here and there (and everywhere). How can you pretend to forget about me when I am sitting right here?
I think it is best that I not answer that. How about if we just see what photos you haven't commented on yet? Say "CHEESE" if you agree...

Great, I'll take that as a "yes"! Oh, are you aware that you have something in your eye?
Do I? I thought I was just losing my vision. Let me out a coat on and we can head to the groomer.

What are you looking at? You wear a coat your way and I wear it mine.

That's right, just drive me and all of my majesty home now. Pretty sure whoever is wearing a neckerchief is in charge, and that is obviously me!

(Totally should have put a bandana on when we got home.) That's funny, I don't recall asking for the "Justin Bieber".

Um, that's not funny at all, so put a sock in it! 

Oh, sorry. The girl-child must have thought you said to put a sock on it.
We're done here.
Welcome back Foz!