We had some more snow here over the weekend, but I do believe our local meteorologists were left with flaccid penises (peni?) because we did not get anywhere near the walloping that areas who felt the full brunt of Winter Storm Nemo did. I am sorry, but it gets a little old how much hype the local news musters up for possible snowfall. Since our area prides itself on being the reigning snow king of the state, there is no excuse for anyone to be clearing their driveway in this manner. Yes, they were done and this is how the snow bank was left...
Luckily, I had already traveled down that street in the opposite direction, so I knew what was coming up...as I rounded the curve, no less.
Who are the evil geniuses at Ashton-Drake? Now they are trying to distract me from my bad case of creepy monkey love by introducing this gem...
Is he? Is he really the "most adorable trucker ever"? I think Clint Eastwood and Clyde may beg to differ.
You may recall the platoon of cheerleaders that I mentioned are at the girls' varsity basketball home games. Just in case that did not impress you, did you know we have our own gymboni zamboni?
She played it like it was no big deal, but that woman is all that and a bag of chips!
Speaking of chips...how distracted was I this holiday season that I totally missed out on these...
Darn those outdated magazines at the dentist's office...ignorance was bliss! Seriously, did anybody try these (or even think for a second that they wanted to)?
Jeepers creepers! Can you believe these were the keepers?!
I know the five dolls that I posted yesterday, as being fabulous runner up prizes, seemed super swell...until now! I just don't even know what else to say. I probably should have just taken a video of how hard my son and I were laughing as we pulled each doll out of the bin. That bitchy face on Cruella, the dapper soccer boy, bad hair day princess. Oh my.
Well that is about all of the random that is flooding my mind today. I am sure very important and useful information is waiting to take its place.