V is for Variety

Visualizing various viable versions of very versatile verses. Volumes vacillating from Viagra and vasectomies to VD, vibrators, vixens, vamps and vaginas were not virtuous votes...vulgarities vetoed. The variety of what I could vent about is vast, but veers towards a vaguely villainous voice...vacuuming, volume, vanity, vomit, violence...versus the value of views of violets in vases and a visage of Venus on velvet (as to not violate any visitors with my venom). 

With vim and vigor, I ventured to find a victim volunteer who would vie for a verbose post. The verdict was that: one had a violin to practice and vacated, one vowed he had virtually no idea what vein to vocalize about,  and one would not validate my vision. 

I may have been on the verge of victory (or vertigo), but struggled in vain to go viral...Veritably vexed.

(vinca vine)

Vrooming off in my vibrant Volkswagon...OK, no, it's a van...Vino anyone? Valium?