Or things that get baked on shiny things...
Or wondering what the heck washed up out of the lake...
Or how they managed to make wet dog food even more gross...
Luckily there is someone keeping her eyes open, staying focused. You may remember her from such fabulous finds as Subtle-butt, Niplomats, and Double Trouble. Her latest offering left me no choice but to give her a segment of her very own, so without further ado, here is...
Monkey in the Field (or near a lake)
Needless to say, the Monkey in the Field and I shared equal levels of amusement and shock over this ad.
OMG. I cannot imagine wedging something in between my butt cheeks. I do like the photo of you two ladies yukking it up, though!
ReplyDeleteHmmm, I am greatly disturbed......ewww!
ReplyDeleteWha...? Wh...? Ho...? Nope, I've got nothing...
ReplyDeleteI had to look up what ABL was. I guess those would have come in handy when I accidentally bought the Doritos made with olestra. lol
ReplyDeleteSometimes you just gotta say WTH?
ReplyDeleteNo, not WTH. I really think that Butterfly deserves a WTF, don't you?
ReplyDeleteI may need a cookie to get over it.
I'm going just keep looking (and drooling) at those delicious looking cookies...
ReplyDeleteI'm not, no way no how, am going to conjure up any images of a Butt-erfly. Nope!
Cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>;o)~
I am with Stacy… UGH!
ReplyDeleteBTW, what IS that thing that washed up in the lake???
ReplyDeleteShe's brilliant. What a find. I would have passed right over that, not even realizing what it was actually marketing in that ad. Go M!
ReplyDeleteAnd now I want a cookie. Thanks a lot! :p
I'll never look at butterflies the same way again!
ReplyDeleteAnal leakage.
ReplyDeleteHoly beavis is this what I have to look forward to????
Why am I trying to get rid of pneumonia......
I don't understand the butterfly. The print is too small for me to read and I'm not going to enlarge it. The things that came from the lake is scary.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
I Googled "ABL". Spoiler, the "L" stands for "LEAKAGE!" My anus quivers. But the results of ABS does match the look on the face of the woman in the ad.
ReplyDelete"Jane, as your agent, I haven't done a good job...Until now! I have this great modeling opportunity. All you have to do is look off into the distance and smile, and you, kid, you have the look. Who cares what it's advertising!?! This is your way in, baby! This advertisement is your golden ticket. People will see this ad and they will be clamoring to catch every bit of gold that'll fall out of your butt. I guarantee it. Just say yes and sign this gigantic contract."
Please don't associate my name with the butterfly ad.
DeleteOh wow, she is clenching quite a lot... Guess she's thinking: I can't believe they're making me do this...
ReplyDeleteI have never looked forward to old age more than I do at this moment. Bring it on! I must say, though, wearing this will make me feel like one of those cartoon animals with Xs for anuses. A butt pastie. Yay.
ReplyDeleteAnd a big WHOOP WHOOP for the s'mores win! Booyah!
WTH? I should have stopped at the cookies.
ReplyDeleteThat's like a bad answer on The Newlywed Game…."In the butt, Bob!!!" :/
I need that butterfly thing. And that oil-covered dead baby alien really ruined my yen for cookies.
ReplyDeleteI actually just saw that butterfly thing somewhere in the last couple days and for the life of me I can't remember where. I never watch TV so it must have been in print. I remember thinking, "Why does that woman want to tell the world she sh*ts her pants??" I mean, I've done that, but usually only during an excessively long run and there's no toilet in sight. Of course, I'm not going to TELL anyone I did that.
ReplyDeleteOh, wait....
-andi