I was going to say that I found the sunburn more startling than the bathing suit, but you know me too well for that to fly.
The line at the snack bar was so long, it took me six days to get the onion rings I won in a bet. Oh, no we didn't wait on line for six days, rather just kept checking each time we were at the beach.
...I will be back to share some more fascinating tales with you. You are on the edge of your seat, aren't you?