Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Rethinking the Random

Let's just get right to it this week! Not only was my obsession with limited edition creepy monkeys called into question awhile back, but now my wandering eye for holiday kitty magic spotted some competition for that which I thought could not be surpassed.
Take that "First Ever Kitten Angel Illuminated Tree", as this is the first ever Caroling Kitten Tree! I had no idea this was the twenty-ninth anniversary of the Jingle Cats Christmas album. At least now I know what has been missing from my life. Decisions, decisions.

You have been subjected to some minor rumblings about my attempts to exercise. Here is something I had not considered...
Photo courtesy of my daughter...so artsy with the angle.
Putting the fun back in fitness sounds fabulous, but I am almost certain that I would be laughing too hard to make my time at the academy well spent.

I was minding my own business clipping coupons when my cleaning logic was called into question...
If I am to understand this ad correctly, I should use similar supplies to wipe myself as I do to clean my car? Nature calls, so get the garden hose and a giant sponge! Unless you do use bowling balls to clean your car? I find no logic to this ad.

Speaking of toilets and logic, here ya go...
Apparently you don't want to mess around with a guy who wants to build a convenience store in Potsdam, NY. Rumor has it that this was his retaliation when he was turned down. Don't let the flower filled commodes and tubs distract you from the 'wears on the clothesline! Sure I took nearly 300 lovely shots of our time in the Adirondacks, but that's not what you're here for today.

That ought to do it for me with the random this week! We are back on the grid, but my brain has been slow to follow.

8 comments:

  1. That is about as random & hilarious as a post as I've ever seen. And I'm having Joe bring up the broken toilet in the basement RIGHT NOW. I've got some petunias in mind....

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  2. I can only imagine what the homeowners association would say about the front yard commodes!

    Pole dancing for exercise? I would probably have to head for the nearest hospital after a session.

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  3. Ooooo, please please pleeeeeze take pole dancing classes......LOL. Giggling too hard to comment on the creepy kittens (wayyyy worse than baby monkeys

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  4. Did you notice that the Jingle Cats were also angels? Total bonus. Flying kittens. And not creepy at all.

    Personally, I use a scrunchy wrapped around a bowling ball to wipe myself, so this quiz is really confusing.

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  5. Kitties! Angel kitties! Angel kitties sitting under a Christmas tree! There's so much awesome in that I don't even know where to begin.

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  6. :D I had to come over and get caught-up on the random. I must say that this week has surpassed all others. The creepy angel kitties (or are they nephilim?) are totally freaking me out. They would cause night terrors around here....we're definitely NOT cat people....we *heart* dogs!

    OMG.....if there was ever any doubt that the economy is in the toilet.......Pole Dancing Academy? Really???? I guess suburban moms must needs do what they can to supplement household incomes. I bet the Pole Dancing Academy tok over the lease of a Real Estate School. :/

    I would have failed the cleaning logo test, but I learned a long time ago that it's a waste of time to try and make sense out of nonsense!

    Hmmmmm....that yard must have won it's fair share of Lawn of the Month honors.....upcycling at it's finest! WTH?

    xo,
    RJ

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  7. I have lived in potsdam most of my life and these toilethings gardens are an embarrassment. Now that there are 4 in town it's getting old. People's property values suffer. This is an over 11 year temper tantrum from the owner. He needs to get over it and stop trashing this beautiful town.

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  8. I have lived in potsdam most of my life and these toilethings gardens are an embarrassment. Now that there are 4 in town it's getting old. People's property values suffer. This is an over 11 year temper tantrum from the owner. He needs to get over it and stop trashing this beautiful town.

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