What do you think of my new graphic? Pretty snazzy, if I do say so myself. It almost feels like I am starting to get the respect I deserve around here. People are finally realizing that I am a force to be reckoned with, and my literary skills are second to none! Why, in a short time I will most likely secure a seat at the kitchen table. Gosh, I look great in all of these pictures she has on her pho- WHAT THE FRESH HELL!?!?!?
This photo concerns me. You don't think they bought anything, do you? Those are more like cat outfits, right? Oh tinsel-sticks, I have a less than merry feeling about this.