Superhero Sunday: Reasons

As I hear the snowblower rev, reminding me of the overnight snowfall in case the blinding white scene out of my windows was not enough, I am forced to ponder the practicality of taking my strides outside today. A properly layered cape could provide a semi-effective shield against the elements, but there were originally so many other, and better, reasons to incorporate this fashion accessory into one's walking wardrobe. As I picture temperatures in the mid forties (I am not really asking for much) and dry pavement, I present to you...

Pedomemom's Top 10 reasons to Wear a Cape out Walking

10. A red Adidas track suit is just too eighties.
 9. Wind resistance, in case you get going too fast.
 8. It can double as a privacy screen if nature calls.
 7. Why should runners be the only ones with snazzy outfits?
 6. Hides unsightly panty lines.
 5. Distracts from how silly that arm pumping action looks.
 4. Walking feels much cooler with the Imperial March playing in your head, as your cape flows behind.
 3. The neighbors no longer think you are bitchy, as now they just think you are crazy.
 2. Sometimes you have to be your own superhero.
 1. It will make your teenagers wonder what else you would do to embarass them.