Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Can I tell you something random?

I felt like I was being accosted by signage the other day while I was out and about! Obviously the crystal clear sparkle of my windshield helped immensely! First I ended up behind the Perky Jerky...
If you are not following closely enough, apparently they claim "Everyone Wants my Meat!" Lovely, and no. I decided to look the other way and pass that bus. I was just continuing on, minding my own business, when boom...
I am not terribly impressed by Mr. Moe's choice in ad campaigns. Right back at you!

Just keep driving, find a happy place. Oh, how about a church?
In that order? Exclusively? I kept thinking there was some news story I had missed that would help this make sense, but then gave up.

How about if I just get to the store already? There must be some mission I can accomplish.
I am going to let you guess which of these quests panned out, as only one was successful.

You know what? This was all very trying, so I should probably just soothe myself with a nice bowl of soup...

Really? Maybe I will just venture as far as the snack shack and have some chocolate.

16 comments:

  1. Haha!! You poor thing! The Universe has its eye on you for sure!!

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  2. Cock flavored soup? Oh my, who would ever want to put that in their mouth? ;)

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  3. Hahaha you totally were getting some kind of subliminal messages!

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  4. That soup sound delish.......NOT!

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  5. OMG! This was hilarious! I needed the laugh, too. Thank you!

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  6. What a wild day of messages!!! Too too funny!!

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  7. Cock soup OK where do you live that you have such interesting things to photograph while driving

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  8. LMAO This reminds me of my friend (who will remain nameless)….his family owns a large Southern sausage company, and his grandmother got upset because she thought of a slogan for the company: "Nobody Beats Our Meat" and no one wanted to use it! :/

    Here's the news story: Your crazy-ass governor said that conservatives are not welcome in his state. Well, Governor Cuomo can go suck an elf! He needs to be nice to all New Yorkers!!! He's a jerk!

    Actually, here is the direct quote: “extreme conservatives who are right-to-life, pro-assault—weapon, anti-gay…have no place in the State of New York”….

    Whatever…..but he's making a terrible assumption about Conservatives and anti-gay. I'm an artist and some of the most fiscally conservative people I know are gay! :/

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  9. You can tell me something random any day. OMG this cracked me up. They just kept getting better and better. And yeah , the soup? I now have a much cleaner screen...
    Need my depends next time I come visit...
    Tina @ Life is Good
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  10. Hi Andrea .. oh dear I might now look at signs in a different light - let alone the store .. great fun comments to your viewing stations in life through that sparkly screen ... I sure hope you found something suitable for Valentine's Day other than Cock soup?!

    Cheers and have a fun weekend .. Hilary

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  11. Hahaha. Well, you can't blame the universe for trying to send a message.

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  12. to add to that, i have a Parrot singing Russian Opera in the Shower:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tZaus2H9K8
    too good mate!
    oh btw not my parrot :P

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