Friday, October 6, 2017

Walking where?

People around here seem really happy that October has arrived. I too am looking forward to some cooler weather, and crunchy leaves under my feet (now that the initial fear has passed). Then I remembered what one person in particular REALLY likes to do when Halloween is in sight. 

If you are new here, or just have a poor memory, here is my post from two years ago. Go ahead, I'll wait...Last year I decided to put my distaste into song. Take your time, the couch isn't going anywhere. I tapped back into my lyrical genius again this year, and I am certainly not walking in a Winter Wonderland!


Plastic bags crinkle
Are you listenin'?
So much fabric
Some of it glistens
A horrible sight
I am full of fright

This whole situation's out of hand!

Many costumes
Like a whole bunch!
Now I'm hungry
How about lunch?
These plans that you've made
Make me so afraid

This whole situation's out of hand!

We could build a fort out of Milkbones
And for shingles we could use some cheese
If I pretend I actually like it
Maybe this whole thing will be a breeze

I've been Vader 
And a cowboy
A peacock, a lobster
And what now joy?

Oh no, what the cluck!
I'm all out of luck!

This whole situation's out of hand!

4 comments:

  1. OMG the peacock is the funniest! My great grandmother had peafowl on her farm, and they used to scare the s#!t out of me! Imagine you're about three or four years old....those things are taller than you! I remember opening her gate, not seeing them, and when I was halfway down her sidewalk, at least one would turn the corner of the house, run up to me, and spread and shake those dastardly feathers.....

    But at least you're a cute and non-threatening peacock, Foz!!!

    Have a great weekend!

    xo,
    RJ

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  2. Oh, Foz. That mom of yours is out of control. I like your song, though.

    Love,
    Janie

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  3. Might as well have the spirit, Foz.

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