Kids these days...

...are exhausting!
But worth it, right Foz? Foz?

I'm up! I'm awake! Is the boy still here? I don't want to let him out of my sight, as who knows where he might wander off to. 
He doesn't exactly "wander off" to college, and it is rarely a secretive thing. You have a couple of more days though, so maybe relax?

And leave you in charge? On Tuesday I let my guard down and ended up at the groomer! Plus, I am still trying to understand that move the other night. You know, when you let those six teenage girls displace my bed so some of them could sleep on the couch.

Um, it looks like you figured out a plan just fine. 
Where is the girl? Is it snack time?
Don't worry!
Can you just keep it down and call off your paparazzi?