"Cleanripple texture" to get us clean? Is that like sandpaper just blasting any "debris"? And is that really ALL the confidence I need to go commando? What kind of shoddy shape have people been leaving themselves in and what are their underwear made of to ward off any ill effects of ineffectiveness? Bring on the white pants and we'll see who's who and what's what.
Thanks to the Monkey in the Field (who is often by the lake) for finding this gem, despite the fact that it conjures images that may keep me awake at night...pondering my options.