UPDATE...

The victim lemon meringue pie made it safely to my friend's house. She knew I had an undamaged version, but said since she was not expecting pie, a smushy one was fine. I received a call not long after the drop off to say she needed a new one because it fell...into her mouth. Apparently she and her children had eaten half and put the rest back in the fridge. Now just when you think a pie has suffered enough...her husband put away a package of tortilla shells RIGHT ON TOP OF IT!!!!!! Now keep in mind that there was no foil or other covering on the pie...his defense was that he didn't see that it was a pie. See what happens when husbands try to be helpful and put groceries away?!?!